Here are some more funnies for you all! enjoy.
The senility prayer
God, please grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
the good fortune to run into the ones that I do like
and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Exercise program
Here's an exercise program to stay in shape this year. You might want to take it easy
at first, then do it faster as you become more proficient. It may be too strenuous for
some.
ALWAYS CONSULT YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE STARTING ANY EXERCISE PROGRAM.
NOW SCROLL DOWN...
NOW SCROLL UP...That's enough for the first day!
~Joanna
2 comments:
Thanks for making me laugh this morning! I needed it! :-)
I do what I can for those in need!
Hehe
~Joanna
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